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The Lauren Complex

When you date a really religious Christian chick, and she starts to fall for you. Then when you start to change her, and her friends notice, then they pressure her to dump you. Then she does, but she's still crazy about you and tries to get your attention.
I dated this girl once, and I didn't know how religious she was beforehand. It ended up being The Lauren Complex
by 123Stars July 16, 2008
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Lauren Robinson

a person with oversized boobs and purple ish hair
have you seen that lauren robinson! eeee
by omghiyalolcheeky September 24, 2011
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Lauren

One of the worst people ever. She is so ugly and stupid. She makes the worst noises and her farts smell horrible. No one has ever liked her. Her face looks like the butt of a blob fish. If she died, no one would notice. She makes the world a much uglier place. MOST HATED PERSON EVEF!!!!
Lauren, that bitch!
by Madiidkkkkk April 5, 2019
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lauren

A stuck up, rude, snoby ass bitch who only cares about herself. She thinks she's the best but really shes just a huge whore who fucks teachers for good grades
Omg your being like lauren
by mgavin May 4, 2018
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ralph lauren

a culture shock if you live in the boondocks.
i liken it to expensive abercrombie or hollister: the land of douchebags and the shirts with the pre-popped collars.
at ralph lauren do they actually pay people to pop the collars on all the shirts on all the shelves?
by rosenelson07 June 28, 2008
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Dirty Laurene

The act of popping hemorrhoids and sniffing the tang left on your fingers.
“Man, I need to pull a Dirty Laurene just to feel alive again.”
“She did a Dirty Laurene in the Taco Bell bathroom.”
by patheticmeme May 7, 2020
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Lauren trama

When Lauren gives you PTSD for just being in her class
Child 1 : great I’ve got science with Lauren

Child 2: she gave my Lauren trama
by Insidejoker007 March 12, 2022
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