Knock knock

A term used to make a joke that starts out as someone knocking on the door.

Dingbat: Knock knock.
Scallywag: Who’s there?
Dingbat: Mike.
Scallywag: Mike who?
Dingbat: Oxmaul.
Scallywag: I don’t get it. Mike Oxmaul?
Dingbat: I didn’t know that. HA HA!

by Likewater August 15, 2021

why you knocking

Knocking can be used as a very versatile word. It could mean joking, failing, messing around, fucking, etc. Meaning is up to context of the conversation.

“you look like an idiot, why you knocking?”
“bitch, are you knocking that guy?”
“girl you have to be knocking right now”

by theerector October 19, 2022

knock out

to fall into a state of deep sleep

dude im so tired, the second i go home imma knock out

by UrGrandmasDawg June 13, 2017

Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.

Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"

by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022

Cringe-Knock

Cringe-Knock is something where if your friend says something cringe, knock ‘em out cold!

Friend: UWU
Other Friend: THATS CRINGE, IMMA Cringe-Knock YOY!
Friend: huh?
*Cringe-Knocks*

by FunnyGuy(not really) April 6, 2022

Knick Knock

The activity of KNOCKING and running away from a door!

Not Knick Knack as its refered to by people from Dublin.

A Knick Knack is a useless item found within a home, not something used in knocking on a door and running away.

Come on! Will we Knick Knock his house?

by Soffy January 4, 2020

KNOCKED

AREESTED, INCARCERATED.

I GOT KNOCKED.

by IT'S RISSA'S WORLD July 11, 2022