katy perry

an overrated skank who thinks she can write songs, but her lyrics are the archetype of retardation, songs like "I kissed a girl" and "UR so gay" are songs that can drop one's IQ points 10 pts within a sample of the song, the full song can do SERIOUS damage, so beware

Honor Student: I just got another A on my math test time to celebrate by watching some music videos

*Katy Perry's I kissed a girl video plays through*

Honor Student's mother: Henry stop banging your head on the wall!!

Honor Student(Henry):DUUUHHHH!!!

by Dr Jester February 1, 2009

katie

katie might seem like a cute, sweet and funny girl but its all a lie!!! shes actually a two faced tramp who should never be trusted because shes a dirty tramp.

"hey hows your girlfriend katie going"
'well the sut slept with my cousin...so'

by Lise63 May 12, 2018

Katie Croft

Anybody called Katie Croft is a one-of-a-kind person. She is completely hilarious to be around and is the most amazing friend anyone could ask for. She will make you laugh all the time, even when you don't feel like laughing. She is always there for you, no matter what. Any boy would be lucky to have her, and she is so beautiful, inside and out. She is mental, crazy, lovely and perfect. Everyone loves her, and everyone needs her.

'Man, that Katie Croft is just amazing!'
'Wow, I wish Katie Croft was my bestfriend!'
'That Katie girl is so cool, because she sticks up for trees!'

by TheNinjaSpeaks;) September 22, 2011

katie may

Katie May is down to earth, loving, but most of all caring. Is well mannered unless you start to poke the near you better be ready to have a dance with Mayhem!! Is very easy on the eyes but doesn't boast about it ever. One of this wonderful creatures best assets is just that......that ass!!!! If you happen to cross paths with a Katie May seize the opportunity to spend time with her if you can. doing this could be the best experience you have in your whole life!! Katie May is a good mother, a good friend, and a good family member. Family is everything to the Katie May!!

Did you see that Katie May all adulting and stuff!

by Miss Kitty79 October 13, 2020

Katie Price

The most useless person in existence

Katie Price is more useless than air conditioning in Iceland

by Flurry Fox June 1, 2019

Katy Perry

Katy Perry is proof that the world is coming to an end.

Person #1: I THINK THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!
Person #2: What? Why's that?
Person #1: KATY PERRY'S SONG IS NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES!
Person #2: Holy shit life has no meaning!

by kattyperrysucks June 14, 2008

Angry Katie

When your Girlfriend gets pissed at you for hitting on her friend all night, she offers to give you a blowjob and while she is sucking on your nuts, sucks just a little too hard causing extreme and deliberate pain!

Man, I was hitting on my girls friend all night long. She didnt seem pissed at the time, but gave me an Angry Katie later in the night.

by Trent Rockwell January 11, 2008