getting the knees out

The moment during a sporting event when anxiety reaches a critical mass, causing a spectator to pull on their pant legs to a point at which their knees become visible.

I had just walked into the bar and could tell the game wasn't going well. It was only the third quarter and Dean was already getting the knees out.

by YANNInotYANNI February 19, 2012

Jersey Knee Bone

When a female masterbates a male using only the backside of her knee causing a high flying nut.

Wow! That Jersey Knee Bone gave me the best nut of my life!

by ShmattyMags April 19, 2020

Busted Knee Caps

When she desperately wants to give you head

Oh honey, I wanna suck your di—*thud* awww fuck, my knee caps. (Busted knee caps)

by ǝɹǝɥʇ ollǝɥ October 17, 2019

Knee-high on a grasshopper

Where I’m from, there’re two types of folk those who ain’t,
And those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain’t you ain’t?

Where I’m from, there’re two types of folk those who ain’t,
And those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain’t you ain’t?

by Chief financial officer David October 27, 2019

knee cap banker

An unscrupulous individual who loans money at high interest and will inflict bodily harm when payment is short or not forthcoming upon request.

Tommy owed the mob $1500 and was short $300 on payday. The Knee Cap Banker collected the cash and now Tommy is on crutches and owes $600 (principal + interest).

by TheLadfromTrinidad April 28, 2014

Graham Cracker Knees

When someone's knees are made out of graham (i.e. their ligaments are easily torn and/or broken)

Wow! D. Rose has graham cracker knees.

RGIII is injured again? Must be due to his graham cracker knees.

by tooleeky November 25, 2014

Itching my knee

When one masturbates

"I like itching my knee at night."

by lil.jiggle December 12, 2020