Jon sturtz

A really kind person very funny person an extreme sex magnet and gets all the girls

I want a Jon sturtz in my life

by Fortnite1234 April 15, 2021

Monkey Jon

Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.

Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.

by NateDog23 March 19, 2021

Jon

Jon is a great person.He truly cares about you,he will never let you down and he will always try to make you feel happy when you pout.He will sometimes make fun of you but he will then try hes best to cheer you back up.Deep down in his heart he cares deeply and loves you unconditionally.Treasure him forever and dont take advantage of him because he will be hurt.Dont depend on him either.Be the best person you can to him and make sure not to affend him.He will love you no matter what,as friends or more.

jon-your so annoying
you-i know

jon-sorry not sorry,go frick urself man

by fire_fox553693 February 25, 2021

The Jon-a-thon

a person who is slightly brown and has a tendency of stealing t.v's. Hobbies generally include whale and/or shwamper hunting. Most people tend to clap when is in the general area as it a funny metaphor for his medical record.

He's definitely The Jon-a-thon

by TheSancho December 30, 2010

jons mum

a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace

Jons mum is waiting for you

by Jonsmum February 11, 2014

Jon McDonald

Your local pedo a bit like Dylan beeston

Dylan: Hi Moses wanna get in my van

Moses: oh Dylan don’t be such Jon McDonald

by Juice WRLD seizure December 29, 2019

Jon

He is most likely a step dad who is a great one. always has time for u and what’s to do things with u. Help with homework and loves to fish and taught u a lot about it and over all is a great person.

You: “ want to do something today”
Jon: “ want to go fishing”

by Danica brown January 15, 2021