Jon sturtz

A really kind person very funny person an extreme sex magnet and gets all the girls
by Fortnite1234 April 15, 2021
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Sly Jon

A mating call in gay clubs.

A phrase used to announce excessive homosexuality.
'I'm Sly Jon yeah'
'So you love cock?'
'Hell yeah, Sly Jon all the way.'
by American Tiger Pheasant August 15, 2010
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Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe
I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.
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Jon Reid

Jon Reid is the current Rector of Larbert High School and is very famous within the schools community
Jon Reid has handed out many detentions
by FordFocus2007 August 02, 2022
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jonned

To be made to believe that somebody has a romantic or platonic attraction to oneself as a joke, usually to attack somebody's gullibiltity or unattractiveness.
1: "Dude! That girl does not really have a crush on you! She is just jonning you!"

2: "They are obviously faking being your friend, you are getting jonned!"
by SigmaMeal November 14, 2024
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Jonned

Somebody who has been fooled into believing a girl or boy has a crush them, when in reality, they do not like them at all.
Dude 1: “Hey, I think Melissa likes me!”
Dude 2: “Are you kidding? She is jonning you bro…”
Dude 1: “Bro she blocked me on everything”
Dude 2: “Ha! I told you! You just got jonned!”
by AntIs_Cool December 12, 2023
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Jon Jay

an amazing person who is very handsome, has the best personality, very funny, is a good person and has goals, sometimes can be annoying or bratty but it’s fine, a bit racist, will make you laugh a lot even when ur not in the mood
by uhhhgoat November 23, 2021
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