the UGLIEST, FAGGOTIEST, STINKIEST name that you could come up with just bc you hate or didn't plan your child. no cause who tf actually thinks that is a good name. atp just name your kid a fucking slur because you obviously want them to get spat on or beaten the shit out of so you don't have to do it at home without wasting your energy.
this name just REAKS with FUCKING ICK. so if you want to call someone the nastiest name in the book, call them a jayden.

(only applies to nasty icky boys bc we love our female jaydens <3)

cherish: omg did you hear about that new kid that just pulled up. i heard they molests little kids in the lower grades..
iseul: omg that's disgusting! i bet their name is jayden!
*jayden walks up to iseul and cherish*
jayden: h-hi guys.. i'm jayden..
cherish: ew, get tf away! your breath smells like a fucking public bathroom stall..
iseul: i literally just saw flies come out of his mouth. *gag*

by petty4fun.hkjkljfhaha November 19, 2023

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Get the jaydenmug.

Jayden

The most amazing, caring, funny, smart and sincere person in the world.

Jayden is an incredible friend and partner who will care deeply for you and do whatever it takes to take care of you. He treats you as his princess and gives you his all.

Jayden is also incredibly sexy and handsome; his body, his face and his hair are extremely hot. He makes you feel so good and safe.

You can always trust Jayden, he doesn't let you down.

Me: my boyfriend is amaaaazing
Friend: oooh, what's his name

Me: Jayden

Friend: that makes sense

by Yuh mada January 5, 2023

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