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jon samuels

The act of describing guilty pleasures as normal, daily acts.
He jon samuels'd me. He said he was going to the gym but he went streaking through Richmond Park.
by Mexican in disguise May 31, 2017
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Jon

A Fatshit; Creator of The Gallage
That guy is HUGE, he must be a Jon
by Parzival1414 February 16, 2018
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jon-luke

Jon-Luke A know it all who is a 4.0 and dose not care anymore he works in a nuclear lab
Jon-Luke is skipping again
by Ban_me_if_you_can November 20, 2019
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Jon

Jon is hot
by chickbeefin May 10, 2022
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Jon

Jon is a person who is attractive and funny. Jon will also say sexual jokes and comments. They always care for the people around them. He cares for his girl and friends (practically family). He will go to the ends of the Earth if he truly cares about you.
by Escantiawapa September 7, 2021
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jon ebling

The act of taking your friends used condoms and drinking the man milk you squeezed into it.
Did you see what Jon ebling did to dons used condom.
by Ligmaballs86 November 8, 2019
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jon

Just being in a constant state of jon.
Its jon for you to get a watch.
When jon gets joned by the jonster, jonning occuers with a side of jon and an overall joness of understanding jon.
i lost my virginity @jon
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