A strange man who slips his meat into underage little boys and screams boo yeah while he does so. He s wanted for many federal crimes and horrific acts of genocide in bosnia. He also pulls no hoes but he does know some Spanish. Tu mama es mi puta is what he says.
by Rasist] October 24, 2022
by Swaggy master 101 November 19, 2021
by Mryeahskidoodle June 06, 2019
This tells you all you need to know
If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?
The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel
If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?
The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel
Fuck Jackson Math
by JacksonScience October 12, 2021
Purposely wasting time before scoring while playing a sport. Done regularly by DeSean Jackson of the Philadelphia Eagles.
Austin to the 30, the 20, the 10, down the end zone line.........still not in........(30 seconds later) touchdown!
Wow, Miles Austin just pulled The DeSean Jackson!
Wow, Miles Austin just pulled The DeSean Jackson!
by t-goz2107 December 22, 2010
Zsarah is a pretty and smart girl who has lots of friends but can sometimes be to much to handle . She’s amazing at mortal combat. She’s very funny and kinda and loves to eat
by Zsarah December 29, 2020
contrary to popular belief, not all jacksons are tall, athletic, and fuck like tigers, there is in fact 1 extra special type of jackson out there, jackson hales. now normally a jackson would be all the things I listed earlier but in fact with the addition of hales, just fucks the entire thing up completely to be honest, I mean one look at this guy and you'd be lucky to never be able to maintain full erection again.
by Papa Brayden January 22, 2018