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Jackson nikodym

A strange man who slips his meat into underage little boys and screams boo yeah while he does so. He s wanted for many federal crimes and horrific acts of genocide in bosnia. He also pulls no hoes but he does know some Spanish. Tu mama es mi puta is what he says.
*man raps kid* nearby msn says”that’s some fr Jackson nikodym activity
by Rasist] October 24, 2022
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Jackson Hewitt

1. Jackson Hewitt Tax Service Inc. is the second largest tax preparation service in the United States; responsible for preparing over 2.2 million computerized federal, state, and local individual income tax returns each year. Based in Parsippany, New Jersey, the company currently operates more than 5,802 franchise outlets and 724 owned offices, in 48 states and the District of Columbia.

2. The euphoric dance people do when they find out they are receiving a large sum of money. This euphoria is mainly due to tax returns, but can be from any source such as lottery winnings, lawsuits,paternity,etc.
1. Jackson Hewitt helped me do my taxes online and I found I'm gettin $4,500 back on my federals.

2. When Joe discovered he won the million dollar lottery, he did the jackson hewitt right in the middle of the Kum and Go.
by DrFreeze March 5, 2012
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Jackson porter

Dont know much about you but like wanna smash??
Friend:put it in already stop teasing me

Jackson porter:*already balls deep and about to nut* 🙃
by Adam.m :) January 29, 2020
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Jackson G.

Jackson is a man who you’ll want to know if he has a G. as the first letter of his last name, though he may seem off putting at first sight, he’s a kind person and will always be there to listen to others who he finds kind as well, though he hates people who insults the things he does. He is also very passionate about the things he enjoys. He does play sports such as football or volleyball, but he doesn’t play to win, he plays for the thrill of going up against those stronger than him. He also has major rizz, but he doesn’t particularly like to rizz up anyone, AKA… He’s maidenless. He is also known to be accepting of nearly anyone he meets as long as they’re of good character. Also he’s straight, and nothing can ever change that. Though he won’t lend you money.
It’s great being friends with Jackson G.
by Gymbro80 March 13, 2023
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Michael Jackson

michael jackson was, is and always will be innocent <3
by sippy_cup July 11, 2021
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Wet Jackson

The Act of Not jerking off for a week and then cumming a sweaty load into your pants. You then proceed to wring your pants out over a glass of milking giving it to your friend Jackson as A drink with his cookies.
Jackson asked for cookies and milk but i decided to give it a surprise by adding my secret recipe of Wet Jackson.
by JkMe March 10, 2017
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