Fuck your best friend week

From February 12 to February 18, anyone can harrass there best friend with zero consequences.
you: fuck you
best friend: thats mean im blocking you
you: its fuck your best friend week
best friend: fuck
by speedy beany January 15, 2023
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Dirty Whore Week

A week where anything goes sexually with your partner. Neither party is allowed to say no to any proposed sexual idea, thus it devolves into some dirty whoring.

Ideally you get your friends to get in on DWW as well so you can compare notes and share ideas. More importantly it allows you to push down the shame every morning when you reflect on the prior days activities and enables you to get through the week.

You might set aside a budget because sex toys, lube and restraints aren't cheap which is how you're going to feel by the end of it all.

Also known to save many a marriage. Should be done at least once annually.
I got a facial, anal and about 30 bruises after dirty whore week this year.
by buttercup2060 November 25, 2021
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Dry hump week

It’s national Dry Hump week find a girl you don’t be a square. The first week of October.
It’s to find a female and Dry Hump on Dry hump week
by I love life and October 02, 2019
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Next week

Next week is Bird appreciation week. Go say hi to your local friend, Bats and give them the hug they havent had for over a month 💞
Friend 1: Hey, I think its Bird Appreciation Week
Friend 2: No no, that's next week
by The Bat Named Bird July 30, 2021
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Next week

Euphemism for “never” or a subtle way of saying “I don’t give a fuck about it; fuck off and stop bothering me.”
Customer: Hi, my server is rebooting randomly.

Seller: hallo, reboot issue fix next week.
by LETian September 11, 2024
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Junior Week

At the University of Wisconsin, all of the juniors go abroad second semester. Therefore, the week before juniors go abroad they bang out all potential or last calls before its too late and they have graduated. Junior girls especially celebrate this holiday by slutting it up exponentially because it is their last opportunity to to be the younger girls.
During junior week, a junior girl would go out by herself when she has a final the next day just because its her last opportunity to hook up with a senior boy.
by Ross Man December 04, 2009
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