your mom

words used when ever there is an awkward silence.. something to just say randomly and rarely makes sense..

kid 1: hey sup
kid 2: your mom
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kid3: hey my names bob nice to meet you!
kid 4: your mom
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silence
kid 5: YOUR MOM!

by the REAL paige.. everyone else are fake.. haha okay. May 28, 2005

your mam

snappy comeback line meaning I'm gunna fuck your mother

Bob - fuck off you silly cunt
Tim - your mam

by Pikpak Sally May 8, 2006

that's your opinion

A dyess statement.

Well, that's your opinion!

by tr00 April 11, 2005

[your momming]

To repeatedly answer something like "your mom" to any question until the person you are answering to is on the floor, screaming out the name of a third-rate comedian repeatedly.

Bill: What are you doing?
John: Your mom.
Bill: No seriously?
John: Your mom.
Bill: It's not funny!
John: Your mom is not funny.
Bill: Stop it!
John: That's what your mom said.
Bill: BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOBSAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!
(Tim walks in)
Tim: What happened?
Bill: Your mom.
Tim: ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER!
PWND!
Bill: I love your momming

by wahausfhiahfs January 8, 2009

your face

Greatest of insults. Usable at any time!

S:what was that?
T:your face
S:oh, touché.

by zebraa bby July 10, 2007

your face

most brilliant insult in this whole wide world.

mom: turn off the light.
me: turn off YOUR FACE.

by kaylaFTW December 10, 2008

your slut

(noun) a thing that people can put on someone of their choice. A girl who is sitting on a guy could be considered putting her slut on him.

I saw Jennifer sitting on Nick, so I said, "Get your slut off Nick."

by Kay_Cee March 12, 2007