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Dick Hangover

When a girl or guy (depending on their preference) has either sucked, fucked or given a handjob to 5 or more dicks the previous night, and following the next morning, they are so tired from the previous night, that they have a "dick hangover". Usually applicable to hookers.
Girl: I'm sooo tired from last night
Guy: What did you do?
Girl: Fucked 7 guys at once. Now I've got a dick hangover.
by KaseyNah February 9, 2010
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Hangover

Something that Ted Kennedy is immune to. This guy is so drunk, brewries have to work double-overtime! He has been drunk so many thousands of times he never feels hangovers anymore.
Anyways, hangovers are the physical results of drinking too much alcohol the night before. A hangover is usually a throbbing headache, that may feel like a migraine.
Some guy: Oh, my head. I hate hangovers.
His girl: Here, hon. Take a chasir caplet.
by Journey Fan August 13, 2004
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superbowl hangover

the headache ang nausia assoicated with after the superbowl because a person made too many bets and had too many drinks.
Sorry man I cant go out tonight,after that awesome game I have a huge superbowl hangover!!!!
by bigmoneybri February 6, 2008
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Hangover Headband

A stretchy or elastic fabric worn on the head to conceal the unshowered, nasty hair of an individual after a night of drunken debauchery.
Molly: So...did you go out last night.
JIll: Yea...can't you tell by my hangover headband.
by wandakrannertian June 17, 2009
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Hangover Casual

The style of attire worn by individuals suffering from massive hangovers. Most commonly seen in fraternities and other arenas of heavy drinking.

Exemplified by an unwashed T-shirt with gym shorts or sweatpants, and a pair of flip-flops.
Sunday breakfast at the cafeteria usually has the de-facto dress code of hangover casual
by Drunk Dave November 4, 2009
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Hangout-hangover

1: The act of waking up the next morning hungover after hanging out with people he previous night and not knowing how you got drunk.
1: Dude, I'm having a hangout-hangover right now and i have no clue how it happened.
by SavageSalad February 20, 2011
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Hong Kong shlong

The Hong Kong shlong is a man who constantly beats his meat, similar to a coomer, but he beats it so much and so violently that it could be compared to China’s police beating Hong Kong protesters
Bro I’ve got a Hong Kong shlong, literally my balls turned purple
by The Scoundrel October 29, 2020
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