by ManusBaldSpot May 28, 2016
Get the hard wipemug. 1. When you are asked to pay a 3 dollar surcharge for driving your friends after offering to drive.
2. Extremely unimpressive girth
2. Extremely unimpressive girth
1. Yo broths, if you need a ride, all you have to do is pay me a hard three.
2. My sister was planning on hooking up with this guy, but after she saw he had a hard three, she got the fuck out of there.
2. My sister was planning on hooking up with this guy, but after she saw he had a hard three, she got the fuck out of there.
by bpkings9 January 2, 2012
Get the Hard Threemug. A religious Jew. Male hard Jews are usually identifiable by wearing a yarmulke, peas (long strands of hair framing the face) and or tzitzit (white string like things hanging by the waist). Female hard Jews can usually be seen wearing long skirts and long sleeve shirts all year round, and or wigs. They usually practice a lot of Jewish customs, go to synogauge regularly and celebrate all the holidays.
“My family wants me to find a nice Jewish boy but I’m not a hard jew so I don’t think anyone would be interested.”
by nicej3wishgirl May 24, 2018
Get the hard jewmug. A boy who always falls for the wrong girl, and therefore struggles, struggles hard! He always picks the girl who will never work out for him, even if they like him back. He's very stupid!
by boybythebay123 November 22, 2009
Get the struggles hardmug. When a male powerfully thrusts his penis into a female's vagina at a slow, meticulous pace. This usually has an orgasmic result.
by JD Knights March 23, 2017
Get the hard pumpsmug. Me:*says unbelievable things*
Jane: Well, unlike your 3 incj penis, this is actually hard to take in.
Me: fuck you Jane.
Jane: Well, unlike your 3 incj penis, this is actually hard to take in.
Me: fuck you Jane.
by TheLibraryGuy July 6, 2019
Get the hard to take inmug. 5 of the smartest scientists in the world got together and decided to answer the meaning of life scientifically. They worked hard, and got to one answer: Why is the rock hard? Since they were scientists, they knew the answer, but the wanted the real answer. Their boss told them that they had to start all over 11 months of hard work. They retired themselves that day and became philosophers.
Definitions of Hard Rock:
-A question that can be answered scientifically, but is supposed to be a philosophic question
-Someone very awesome to the point there must be a NEW word to describe them
-All the scientists that helped create the Why is the rock hard? are automatically hard rocks.
Definition of Soft Rock:
-Someone who is a sad person and has no personality, as we ALL know, soft rocks can NEVER be rocks, or hard rocks (the way they are supposed to be).
-Someone who only listens to hardcore classical music.
-A normal boring question with a normal boring answer.
Definitions of Hard Rock:
-A question that can be answered scientifically, but is supposed to be a philosophic question
-Someone very awesome to the point there must be a NEW word to describe them
-All the scientists that helped create the Why is the rock hard? are automatically hard rocks.
Definition of Soft Rock:
-Someone who is a sad person and has no personality, as we ALL know, soft rocks can NEVER be rocks, or hard rocks (the way they are supposed to be).
-Someone who only listens to hardcore classical music.
-A normal boring question with a normal boring answer.
by XDHAI!!!!!! May 14, 2015
Get the Hard rocksmug.