yoel 5 minute hands

each person gets 5 minutes to do as they wish to the person across with their hands excluding every other body part....usually played with 2 players

eddy and samantha decided to play yoel 5 minute hands... eddy picked samantha's nose....samantha played with eddy's penis

by 5 minute yowl July 19, 2009

Captain's Handshake

A quite objectionable move usually performed by an intoxicated male on an unwitting female in which he slides his hand down the back of her pants, continues moving his hand past her ass and through her legs eventually reaching around frontside to grab her vagina.

The phrase is derived from the only person who could possibly get away with such an offensive action, the Captain.

Man #1: "Why did that chick slap John Paul across the face?"
Man #2: "He tried to give her the Captain's handshake"
Man #1: "Makes sense"

by The Gov'nor June 28, 2011

Kansas City Handshake

when meeting with group of friends, you are immediately handed a bowl/bong/joint/blunt

Jack: I went over to my buddy's the other day and when I walked nobody even said what's up, they just handed me the weed.

Jill: Good old Kansas City Handshake

by Nosferatu1990 October 31, 2011

Grampy's Handshake

A vigorous hand job administered by an elderly male or, in cases of family fun, your grandpa.

Dude lets go drinking at Old Tymers tonight.

Why? It's full of horny old men.

I know. I got a Grampy's Handshake last time I was there.

by Eaton Holgoode December 22, 2015

tryna catch these hands

Warning someone that they're gonna fight you

Bro don't piss me off, you tryna catch these hands

by Guccimane27 February 5, 2017

dicks for hands

Metaphorical (and/or literal) penises in place of hands.

(watching football) That's his third drop today! That dude has dicks for hands!

by Boone Jensen January 13, 2018

gay little hands

when a man has disproportionately small and weak looking hands. anyone encountering a human with gay little hands is encouraged to abuse them to the fullest. not to be confused with birth defects such as baby arms or baby hands, both of which are entirely acceptable unlike gay little hands.

man 1: wow, have you noticed Gayvid's gay little hands?

man 2: unfortunately yes i have. how does he hold a pen with those gay little hands?

man 1: i don't know but they sure are disgusting, fuck him.

by fartfactory June 13, 2010