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Horse’s hooker

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.
V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”
by StewartCopelandFucks April 18, 2020
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What Song Is This Hooker And It Is Immortalidadu

What Song Is This Hooker And It Is Immortalidadu
What Song Is This Hooker And It Is Immortalidadu
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
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hooker sandwich

the act of stacking two or more hookers on top of each other and putting lunch meats in between the hookers.
i was hungry and horny so i made a hooker sandwich
by aidsgirl August 1, 2011
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Post Trans action hooker

post-trans-action-hooker (noun) A metaphor for a cleanup script that calls back after a package manager finishes installing software—pretending to be part of the transaction, but really just showing up to sweep the icon cache and emotionally haunt the logs.

Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”

Top Definition Commentary:

She wasn’t part of the transaction.

She didn’t sign the manifest.

She just called back.

To clean up.

To linger.

To emotionally validate the install.

Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Post Trans action hooker
by Arch Linux Humor August 15, 2025
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Hooker's Face

A term to describe a woman who has a very sexually attractive body, but very ugly face.
damn she got Hooker's Face
by Rionox February 15, 2023
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Dirty hooker whore mouth

by Queerd April 15, 2025
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hooker beater

One who goes to your favorite pow spot and tears it up to nothing
Went for a ride earlier after the fresh snow but some hooker beater got there before me
by I might be that guy March 21, 2025
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