goggled

intoxication due to excees consumption of alcohol

smashed, drunk, too many to drink, off your head - he's goggled

by James DDDDD November 6, 2006

Poop Goggles

defecation upon a womans eye sockets and nose while she is asleep.

dude that asshole gave me the poop goggles and i woke up and bit his sack off.

by THEULTIMATEBORSKI November 4, 2008

Bee greggin'

1) to act in a clueless manner, asking dumb questions, saying words like totally, o.m.g., like, so, and cute frequently. Person of very bubbly nature, incredibly and overly peppy, preppy, and wears the color pink alot.

2) To be confused or confusing, mislead or misleading, to just be completely wrong.

3) when you can't believe what the person is saying, like you must kidding me, or are you serious?

1)
girl: I cant come to the party
friend: girl you bee greegin', you so can

2)
girl: Omg like i was totally wearing this pink dress and then like....
friend: girl you bee greggin'

3)
person: qiwnfe;sldkcjpwe3984053....
friend: wait what? you bee greggin'

by NaYcCk23 October 8, 2008

Queer Goggles

The developed invisible goggles which are worn by male heterosexual prison inmates who, at some point, start finding men attractive since there are no women in their presence.

Smith : "Hey Jones, I suppose it wouldn't help if I told Williams that I wasn't gay"

Jones: "Neither is he, but he's had his Queer Goggles on for over a year now"

Person 1: "Jeez, 5 years in Prison! I hope I can make it through the entire sentence without getting my Queer Goggles".

Person 2: "Good luck with that!"

by ytl127qxvnj42 June 16, 2009

windshield goggles

When you see someone through the blurry/dirty windshield of your car (or theirs) and think, "I'd tap that," when in reality, they're a 2 out of 10.

Guy 1: Do you see that chick?! I'd nail her right there on the sidewalk.
Guy 2: You're wearing your windshield goggles, bro. Roll down your window and look.
Guy 1: *Horrified*

by beavisfreak March 30, 2011

clout goggles

the coolest people own them! addictive and FUCKING AWSOME!!

Have you seen Caitlin’s clout goggles today? She’s got fucking yellow ones now! No wonder she has no money to go anywhere! She spends it all on her gOgGlEs!!!

by skkkkrrrttttherronseavey April 3, 2019

gregging

In poker when you get rivered, or had a bad beat, or for any reason you just feel like bitching or being a little bitch.

Stop gregging you little ho. I knew my 2-7 off suit would punk your ass in the end… Biatch. That's why I called you. Now sit down and shut up

by Suede Bubba Schizzle the Street Baptist August 11, 2006