Guitar Center Fag

A person who believes playing exceedingly loud metal in guitar stores makes them cool.

I was having a nice conversation in GUitar Center, before a few Guitar Center Fags showed up.

by Microchosms June 22, 2010

guilt gift

1. A gift one gives that is motivated purely by guilt.

2. A substitute for saying, "I'm sorry." Most effective when used by single wealthy men over 40 on their girlfriends.

1. "Oh that's a very pretty necklace!"
"Thanks - it was a guilt gift. This one's for Vegas."

2. "Why didn't you call me back?"
"Here, have some <guilt gift> chocolate!"

by covered in jewelry October 12, 2006

Guilao

In Chinese: refers to Caucasians white people.

She has a Guilao husband.
This Guilao is very picky.

by ukman June 20, 2009

Guitaring

To play guitar.
related to all the guitar stuff including
guitar chords,tabs,songs,tutorials,etc.

www.guitaring.co.cc

by guitaring.co.cc July 7, 2010

wailing on guitars

1. Makeing the gutiar sing like the woman you just had sex with
2. Totally rocking out

Dude you sounded awesome in that set you were really wailing on guitars.

by penguin7 June 29, 2006

rosencrantz and guildenstern

–interjection

1. warning given to not kill the messenger

Don't get all rosencrantz and guildenstern on me, but I saw your sister in a gangbang video involving midgets and animals.

by qcmonkey August 9, 2009

GUIDO

A local of the NY/NJ area who's style seeks to emmulate one of the growing up Gotti kids. They prefer fake flashy jewelery,anything dolce and gabbana,armani, or tight and load their greasy heads with atleast 5 different hair products. They come in all different shades from Pale to Orange skin, love diesel,pumas,addidas, nike,kswiss,reebok, think they can beat everyone up and cant dance so they stay in one area and do multiple spins and fist pumps at the local clubs.

RAUL: Yo look at that herb with the sonic the hedge hog hair,diamond earing,yankee fitted, wife beater, and tan in the can complection.

TIM: OH THAT'S JUST SAL, SOME STUPID "GUIDO"

by UKNOWWHO08 August 10, 2008