Blade of grass.

Well if you dont know what a blade of grass is, then your a blade of grass.

Craig: hey John!

John: yea... your a blade of grass.
Craig: what does that mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig: yea, but what's it mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig:🤯

by Your Just A Blade Of Grass🤷‍♂ March 24, 2021

Grass Grime

When something takes so long that something that has been in the works for a long time comes out.

What took you so long? Grass Grime has come out!

by octaloss May 9, 2021

The grass is cut

it's done, it's over, job's finished

- "Do you think I still go a chance?"
- "The grass is cut bro let it go..."

by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025

Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022

Bullet Ploof Grass

The greatest band to ever play music.

Spooklirious- "I just went to a Bullet Ploof Grass concert, it was great."

Monocle Gentle Sir- "Were you able to buy a calendar?"

by Squeeeeeeps April 30, 2023

grass

oh shit I don’t want to touch it! What a disgusting and vile thing!

Person 1: I want to touch grass
Person 2: dies

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 16, 2025

Grass

Something you should touch.

Person 1: I need to get off the internet and touch grass.
Person 2: what's grass?

by Rei_The_Fox April 9, 2023