FuckTard Carl

See CarlFuckTard

"he's a Carlfucktard."
"Nah, he's the OG FuckTard Carl."

by Alleged-Leigh July 9, 2025

fucktard

A guy who doesn't have enough blood to run his dick and his brain at the same time, thereby rendered moronic by lust or impotent by cogitation.

Well, realistically, most guys, actually. ;-)

Okay, okay; "Can you believe that fucktard emptied his wallet at the strip club?"

by InXanaduDidKublaiKhan June 8, 2010

fucktard

an obnoxious idiot so desperate for attention they’d do anything to hurt you and anyone around you.

“this fucktard over here played with my best friends feelings just to make me feel horrible”

by iamnottheoneyourelookingfor May 26, 2022

Fucktard

Aaron fucking Whitlow

What a fucktard that guy is

by Marcopoloitsemmabruh May 5, 2025

fucktard

It is what southerners say after having some of the best intercourse (possibly even with their 1st cousins of course).

"Shoooweeee! Maybelle and me shure did fucktard last night!"

by scsoccer1 August 11, 2009

Fucktard

Basically calling someone a retard but putting fuck in it. Normally used by 11yr olds.

"You Fucktard!"

by WhoIzU March 29, 2017

Fucktard

When a person would say some unbeliveable dumb things. In which case the person is more dumber than what a retard would be.

"I can't figure out how to drink coffee without getting the spoon in my eye".
"-You're such a fucktard".
"Wal-mart, do they like...make walls here?".
"-No Jessica you fucktard".

by SonOfSatansMom August 18, 2014