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Furry Worry

A naive, uneducated, and often misinformed fear of people who identify as 'Furries' (and others who identify as Pansexuals), rooted in personal insecurity. Most often, individuals expressing Furry Worry have a traditional and even archaic world view that would come crashing down were they to accept the lifestyle choices of Furries; yet, in truth, their fears are rooted in a suppressed belief that they themselves would get a kick (if not a kink) out of being a Furry.
Jack was freaking out with Furry Worry during DragonCon, but we all know that if he put on a Furry suit he would totally get off on it.
by T.Lef December 10, 2020
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Furry slinky

A ferret :)
by Ferret cult February 16, 2021
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Furry Ankles

OMG! I cant go to the beach this afternoon, I've got the worst furry ankles.
by fancyg April 1, 2013
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Furry Toothbrush

Occurs when a rude, dirty roommate proceeds to trim her bangs and sprinkle them on your precious toothbrush
Jeezus, that dirt ball gave me furry toothbrushes again.
by B-Obams May 8, 2009
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Furry fish

When each bodily hole is blocked so that not air may enter a bike pump is readily inserted into the recital cavity amongst all of the asshole hair (giving its name furry fish). When the air is pumped into the body the pressure within increases exponentially causing the internal temperature and pressure to increase creating a plasmolyzed environment in which nuclear fusion can occur. Thus creating an internal energy generator.
Earth is running out of energy quick, perhaps a furry fish may solve the problem
by Jack McCarthdog June 4, 2019
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chance the furry

chance the furry is a really big furry
by chance griller May 25, 2022
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Neo furry

Neo, the kid in bangkok prep is widely known to be a furry and does not admit to it. This leads to the joke that is a furry and without a comeback, he spontaneously spams chilli fries.
Guy one: Neo is a furry
Guy two: No shit he's a furry
Neo furry: im not a furry
Guy one and 2: ahh shit, here we go again
by Straw man April 28, 2023
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