chick food

Food that girls eat when they hang out, are depressed, or just plain feel like being feminine.

One girlfriend to another: "I'm gonna go home, change, put on a movie, and make some chick food."

by Eliz-uh-buff June 22, 2006

food ave

A shit hole at Target where team members are exepected to put up with complaints because they have to do twice the work with half the people.

GSTL: Are there two team members over at food ave? Quickly, make one ring so we don't have to do anything!

or

What do you mean you have to do the group project alone, this isn't food ave!

by TM Nate January 11, 2008

Food Prude

Someone who is completely unwilling to experiment with or eat unusual and unique types of food.

M: OMG, you should totally try these sweetbreads. They are incredible!

N: Um, I've never had them before - what are they?

M: Delicious fried animal parts, like pancreas and thymus gland!

N: That is gross! No way, I will never try your sweetbreads.

M: Whatever. You, my dear, are SUCH a food prude.

by Em Ellen January 14, 2012

food at home

the most annoying phrase a mother can say

"mom! can we please go to McDonalds?"
"no sweetie, we have food at home"

by 🚁 May 18, 2020

food canoes

human feces that is floating

And, thats what happened. I shat standing up in the Carribbean Ocean while flirting and hugging a naked hot girl. The funny thing about pooping in the ocean is that crap floats. I could feel the turds tugging up when they were still attached, and every time I cut free a candy bar it floated to the surface. This is when I would push her or tackle her. I was herding her against the current of my fleet of food canoes.

by Torgo Rouzdouer July 27, 2008

In-Law Food

Food or other edible likings to which your In-laws have prepared, and being that fact, you don't want to try them without thinking of a horrendous event occuring.

Jon: Hey Bill! Did you try out her mac and cheese? It's Delish!
Bill: Na man, it's In-law food.
Jon: Damn... well, it doesn't taste that great anyways...

by Bulletmunchr December 17, 2007

Food Prude

Someone who thinks their eating habits are superior because they eat nothing but organic and/or vegan.

Joe and Nikki won't join us for dinner because everything isn't organice. They are such food prudes!

by GMan76 September 17, 2012