no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
Get the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top memug. FLOOR!!!!
by korosenai November 1, 2019
Get the Floormug. The act of eating Ramen in a bowl on the floor because one does not care about staining their shitty college carpet but they do care about wrecking the duvet they did not have to purchase because its going to have to last for more than a few years and mom and dad are getting WAY less generous....
"Welp its a Tuesday time for some floor ramen. Don't want to stain that duvet no sir."
Friend: "What the fuck is wrong with you eat at the desk you weirdo"
"But on the desk are the papers in the notebooks I also did not have to buy"
Friend: "Just stop get yourself together"
Friend: "What the fuck is wrong with you eat at the desk you weirdo"
"But on the desk are the papers in the notebooks I also did not have to buy"
Friend: "Just stop get yourself together"
by No stain all the gain #jesus February 6, 2018
Get the Floor Ramenmug. by Goat_Guy711 February 1, 2023
Get the Floormug. by Astralstarlight October 20, 2020
Get the floor decormug. by zooweemama! May 16, 2023
Get the Floor lickermug. Used when your losing an argument or need someone's attention. It's so absurd your opponent will walk away from confusion and disgust. Also Something to say when your being ignored in a conversation.
Example 1:
Dude 1: Bro your bout as inbred as joe Biden and his cousin.
Dude 2: Doo Doo on the floor
Example 2:
Dude 2: Hey guys remember wh-
Dude 1: Eyy bros I went surfing down at the omaplata drinking some ranch.
Dude 2: Yeah, I was gonna s-
Dude 1: And rad'ly enough got a rusty fishhook stuck in my foot from Larry David's fishpole.
Dude 2: Doo Doo on the flow. (Said like this for more diversity)
Everyone: what
Dude 1: Bro your bout as inbred as joe Biden and his cousin.
Dude 2: Doo Doo on the floor
Example 2:
Dude 2: Hey guys remember wh-
Dude 1: Eyy bros I went surfing down at the omaplata drinking some ranch.
Dude 2: Yeah, I was gonna s-
Dude 1: And rad'ly enough got a rusty fishhook stuck in my foot from Larry David's fishpole.
Dude 2: Doo Doo on the flow. (Said like this for more diversity)
Everyone: what
by EVANGELOS. July 17, 2021
Get the doo doo on the floormug.