February 26th

National stick your finger in your friend’s ass day.
“Dude why did you stick your finger in my asshole?!”

“Because it’s February 26th. Nation stick your finger is your friend’s ass day.”
by gayniggafart February 26, 2021
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february 26th

The national fox day of none country
Also one of the most forgettable day in the whole year
-Hey dude have you seen the famous National fox say of February 26th in our country?
- that don't exist please leave my house
by Renardeau October 15, 2019
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February 4th

National kick your friends with the letter A in their name
Me:it’s February 4th😏
Autum:ok?
Me:you know what that means?🤭😏
Autum:no what is it
Me: your about to find out😈
by Ur mom97.com February 03, 2022
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Fanny February

A National Holiday where the ALL vaginas are appreciated and praised for the power it holds as it gives pleasure, power and human life!! True pussy power!💜
Everyone is welcome to celebrate this holiday regardless of gender, race, sexuality etc!!!
Friend 1: “Woah, hey, have you heard it’s Fanny February!! I am thankful that vaginas exist🙏🏾!”

Friend 2: “Yeah, me too, there are so many empowered people with vaginas that keep this world running!”
by Peachhhy July 09, 2021
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February 13th

Oh my gosh, I forgot today was February 13th that’s means a real stallion was born today”
by Bossbitch1234 October 16, 2019
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No Finger February

Girls can't touch/masterbait/finger themself the whole February, so it's fair for the men each November,girls can fuck but they can't cum or squirt
Welp bob that sucks for you looks like no finger February is coming around
by Jusaplaingirl November 04, 2019
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February 23rd

A person born on February 23 is most likely attracted to shrek
Evelina: hey, it’s February 23rd, my birthday!

Friend: Yeah I know, you better do shrek good today.
by Evelinaxshrek69 November 15, 2019
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