February 17th

National slap a kid day

Person: That kid is so annoying
Smart person: Ikr good thing it’s February 17th
Person: What’s that?
Smart person: It’s the day where you can hit a kid
Person: yay
(They hit the kid and live happily ever after)

by Space.Frogg February 17, 2022

February 22

Nobody fucking cares about asking you out when I can do that any other day.

“go ask her out it’s February 22 bro”
“no”

by Woody from ToyStory February 21, 2022

24 February

second world sex day! Everyone should have sex with their partner and not only ...

example: My love is 24 February I hope you do not have a headache ...
example:Let’s fuck

by Hello kitty the blue February 24, 2022

February 10th

this is the day a real nigga was born ME

hey did you know its February 10th?

no bro why ?

its the day a real nigga was born.

who bro ?

me nigga

by jj_da realest February 25, 2022

February 13th

A stallion holiday

“Oh my gosh, I forgot today was February 13th that’s means a real stallion was born today”

by Bossbitch1234 October 15, 2019

No Finger February

Girls can't touch/masterbait/finger themself the whole February, so it's fair for the men each November,girls can fuck but they can't cum or squirt

Welp bob that sucks for you looks like no finger February is coming around

by Jusaplaingirl November 4, 2019

February 23rd

A person born on February 23 is most likely attracted to shrek

Evelina: hey, it’s February 23rd, my birthday!

Friend: Yeah I know, you better do shrek good today.

by Evelinaxshrek69 November 15, 2019