February 8th

The day when the worlds most beautiful human is born, funny too

1)You were born on February 8th?

2)Yes
1) Will you marry me?

by S0me_random_guy November 24, 2021

February 16th

February 15th and 16th is National Day of the Republic of Serbia. So if this is your birthday, you should know that the whole country is celebrating this day, and have a two days off from school and work.So they have two days to celebrate february 15th and 16th.

February 15th and 16th - National Day of the Republic of Serbia - 7 million people celebrate your birthday.

You can find Serbia on google maps. (In Europe on the Balkan Peninsula.)

People 1: What's your birthday?
People 2: February 16th.
People 1: Wow 7 million people celebrate your birthday. Awesome.

by never.mind November 17, 2019

February 18th

The birthday of the man the one and only
Dr dre if you are born on this day you instantly will be a known legend

My cousin is born on february 18th he gets all the hoes

by Joseph musa October 21, 2020

February 28

It is national buy someone a fish day

Why did she get you a fish
Because it is February 28

by anonymous November 5, 2021

February 13th

A stallion holiday

“Oh my gosh, I forgot today was February 13th that’s means a real stallion was born today”

by Bossbitch1234 October 15, 2019

No Finger February

Girls can't touch/masterbait/finger themself the whole February, so it's fair for the men each November,girls can fuck but they can't cum or squirt

Welp bob that sucks for you looks like no finger February is coming around

by Jusaplaingirl November 4, 2019

February 21st

National eat a nibbas ass day

YO ITS FEBRUARY 21ST! BEND OVER

by BigDickEnergyLmaoLol October 15, 2019