farmer envy

When a person (usually a homosexual man) is jealous of a person he knows who happens to be a farmer.

Brian had farmer envy of Caleb.

by Charlie Macdonald March 25, 2024

Farmer

Any person who raises livestock or grows food for resale. The best farmers usually grow coffee bean trees and raise goats in Uganda.

Brian M: "you're not a farmer because you don't own a copy of the farmer's almanac."

Caleb L: "you're stupid and most likely gay. I'll bet you were in the Navy and 'hot racked' with seamen. I own goats and coffee beans trees in Uganda and according to Urban dictionary, that makes me a farmer."

Brian M: "I guess you're correct...I am stupid and gay."

by Charlie Macdonald March 25, 2024

pig farmer

A guy who's not ashamed to hit on large women.

He's a pig farmer - he waits until all the hot chicks leave the bar so he can pick up a thicc one to take home.

by ThiccFarmer June 22, 2022

Strava Farmer

A typical cycling Strava Wanker who is concerned over everything else the numbers they show in a ride. Their main focus is to show huge numbers and by doing this they farm miles behind different groups or riders within a single day, rarely achieving more than 20% of this mileage by solo riding or pulling on the front. They also commonly start/stop recording at any dip in speed to prevent the record of average speed dropping. Their main goal in life is to use the Strava app to prove they are a stronger riders than others. Common traits of a Strava Farmer also include, heavy narcissism, selfies, fear of real racing to avoid exposure and Time Trials.

"Don't be concerned with Reeves when he blasts off the front for a few metres, he's just Strava farming."

"Its strange how all these Strava Farmers join our group and won't stay for coffee after."

"Don't count on Delsy to help pull at all, he is just Strava Farming before he joins the other group."

by BLVCKKAT January 17, 2026