Fatsgiving

A fake "celebration" created by self-absorbed body freaks who need a reason to fill themselves up by eating badly for a day. The creators of this celebration are called the T team which is composed of Sam Lash, Juliette Shull, Denize Sadr and many others...

"I feel like we should stop making ourselves fat and then drinking some weird kale stuff and saying that we are vegan, claiming to be healthy... Wanna do fatsgiving?" Sam Lash

"Sure, what do we do?" Juliette Shull
"What we do everyday... eat a lot." Sam Lash

by Expect-asians May 28, 2018

fatsexual

A fatsexual is a fat person who is sexual, despite the cultural misconception that the two should not mix.

"I'm coming out of the closet as a fatsexual: I am a fat person who likes to fuck other people, and you all can just fucking deal with that."

by buddhapotter November 9, 2015

FLAGSHIP

A Way of Life. Flagship was born from the Chaotic Mind of Juckface, AKA, Slydeshow , as a way of life; to be the best, the FLAGSHIP Product of your own life. Never to back down, never to surrender, and Dear Lord, NEVER to let Barbara Noe touch your naughty places.

Flagship is also a Rock Band that has a few revolving members including Juckface/Slydeshow on the drums, Dart and Electro switching between Guitars, DROCK on the Bass, Dan-Phucking-Knee as the Mascot/Introducer, and various other people filling in from time to time when "Da Mojo is low, and ya GOT to go".

Flagship is also a Roaming Clan originating on the Playstation 3 in the game known as Warhawk. The clan consists of a few close members, who enjoy "LIGHTING THE BOARD THE FUCK UP! YARGH!"

Thanks for calling GAME CRAZY, where you can preorder the newest FLAGSHIP game for the PS3, LAIR!

Yo, thats so Flagship...

How many times do I have to tell you dammit?! DONT LOOK AT BARBARA NOE LIKE THAT!

(Out of no where) FLAGSHIP!

by Gabriel Dolecal May 16, 2008

Flaps

Flaps, a common word that refers to someones's body flaps. You can get them if you are:

a.) Fat
or
b.) Have too much extra skin.
It is extremely nasty. More nasty than kankles. Appearence: They appear to be folds in one's stomach area, breast area, back, or chin.

How to Get Them: Eat.
How to Get Rid of Them: Excersise.

(Example):
Person 1: "You're fat..."
Person 2: "WELL YOU GOT MORE FLAPS THAN A VAGINA!"

by OMGWTFKFC September 18, 2010

flagstaff

Generally a derogatory term used to describe a male (though it can often work for the appropriate female as well). The term is derived from the straightness of a flag pole, therefore a man who is a flagstaff is extremely straight and shows this through his treatment of girls in his life. An example of this is when a guy ditches his friends to go watch a chick flick to impress some girl. Similarly a girl could be a flagstaff when she ditches her friends to go watch a sport to which she doesn't even know the rules only to impress some guy. Whipped is a term that is used similarly, however whipped generally refers to the dominance of the significant other whereas flagstaff refers to a personality trait possessed by the one who is being whipped (more specifically, a flagstaff will be a flagstaff no matter who his significant other is whereas one who is whipped may only be so because the significant other demands it).

Can you believe Billy is washing his girlfriend's car in -7 Degree weather? Man he is SUCH a flagstaff.

by Jaime Grace December 13, 2008

meat flabs

Breast that are not round and try to eat the bubbles after someone farts.

look at Keller's meat flabs.
They are so big.
Lets go beat them like a dog.
look they float.

by Kate Mooney April 5, 2003

FlatSpin

A type of "Burnout" done in an AWD car.
Once the center of the spin is within the four wheels, the car is Flatspinning.

Dude, I did a flatspin in my WRX!

by Shalloween24 October 31, 2018