fat jolly man

A fat man who is very nice, happy, and laughs at his own jokes but sucks at his own overall goal.

Ex: teaching

Mark: Hey look at Mr. Wagger!
Susie: He's a nice fat jolly man.

by slavelabor34 January 12, 2022

fat nuke

An extremely large poop bomb that causes discomfort.

I just made a fat nuke that destroyed the toilet villagers.

by TheDigger49409 May 23, 2023

fat nigger disease

A disease contracted by eating at least 25% more than your stomach can contain. The symptoms include sleepiness, wanting to roll over and die, and discomfort. It may also cause you to never want to eat again, but that will pass in coming time.

Joe: God damn... This is damn good looking breakfast.
Timmy: Hell yeah... I'm gonna get fat nigger disease!
Joe: Me too!

by Tera Reid August 2, 2007

fat farts

The farting sound resulting from trapped air escaping from between the sweaty bellies of two fat people fucking. (aka- beef queef)

That couple in the adjoining motel room kept me awake for over an hour with their fat farts.

by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011

Fat skank

Fat and unattractive girls who try and validate their self esteem by sleeping with as many men as possible. This behaviour is usually accompanied by excuses such as "I was soooo wasted that night", as the fat skank tries to hide the fact that she slept with a man 35 years her senior.

Fat skanks will often try to comfort themselves by making jokes about more attractive people, and telling everyone that their problem is 'glandular'.

Fat skanks are often seen in tight clothing, trying to pretend that they can wear anything skinnier girls can. They are also commonly found posing, or trying to make other people believe they fit in with a certain scene, such as a group of emos or groupies. This behaviour is often met with much derision from others.

Christina is such a fat skank, she sleeps with the ugliest men as often as she can.

by hippohater001 July 13, 2010

Fat Commander

Usually characterized by an inexperienced, obese female armed with a small degree of authority in unimportant situations. The fat commander stubbornly domineers the workplace environment in an effort to accomplish meaningless goals and tasks based on their criteria, while ignoring all personal shortcomings such as bad breath or body odor.

Ah shit boys, here comes that fat commander!

by dimebagbrian November 1, 2009

fat finger

A specific kind of typo where one stroke presses two keys instead of the intended one.

exzample,
the z was pressed along with the x

by Squee! July 3, 2005