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Dream stan

Fatherless teenagers who 75% of the time are females
A.K.A Just horny teenagers who really like Gay Smut

I saw being fully aware I'm a fan of DSMP yet i continue to bash Dream Stans to hell and back
Chill person: 'Damn, This Blue and Green Candycane tastes kinda fruity..'
Dream Stan: 'Blue and green?! Omg dNf!~'
Chill person: Tf? You mean you ship real people who have clearly stated they are uncomfortable with it, Yet you choose to ignore that factor and be a downright Fatherless Prick anyways?'
Dream stan: 'I-... BIGOT! *Cue incohearensable slurs being screamed at Chill person*
by ThtGenderfluidFryingPan December 21, 2021
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DREAM FINGER

The act of fingering the hot looking lunch lady or custodian in your dreams or daydreams.
Torrey was dream fingering the janitor in my dream last night.
by Hugh Willy January 4, 2008
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dream jerkin

the ability to close your eyes and envision the girl/object that you'd like to fuck while jerkin your stuff at the same time.
Man I had THE best dream jerkin sesh today. Sometimes I truly amaze myself when it comes to multi-tasking.
by feces2 January 27, 2008
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Dream SMP

The dream SMP is a Minecraft server that has many popular YouTubers in it. They also have a fanbase that some would describe as "social rejects" and "toxic little kids". People hate the Dream SMP fandom because of the toxic fans, these people are called Dream Antis and dream antis hate the entire fandom because they might've interacted with a few toxic people in the fandom. Toxic Dream Antis use these toxic fans to represent the millions of others.

Dream is the one in control of the server and Antis hate him because they suspect he cheated in past speedruns or scripted manhunts. If he even cheated in speedruns then who really cares? it's Minecraft. And if the manhunts are scripted, so what? It's still entertaining and once again; it's Minecraft.

Anyways, the server does lore and is just really fun to watch in my free time. yes, some call it cringe, but everyone has their own opinion.
Person 1: um, do you watch the dream SMP by any chance?
person 2: yep! I do
Person 1: oh nice, I watch "......" usually
Person 2: that's very cool
by ranboob.beloved March 19, 2022
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Dream team

The five greatest people you will ever meet... All sexy beasts and will take on any imposter *ahem* ultimate team*ahem* and win. In the future they will go on to rule the world. Shout outs to Kirsty Lucy Owain Shannon and Stewart (KLOSS)
"I need to get something from my locker..."

"So go get it..."

"I can't, the dream are there and they're so cool I might die if I look at them..."

"Good point"

"Yeah they're such a dream team"
by DreamteamKLOSS November 26, 2014
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American Dream, the

The ideals forced upon americans by their government to keep them passive
Americans think they have freedom, but all they really have is the ability to bend over and take it from their government. Up the ass. Yeah.
by Jwstyn March 30, 2004
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dream catcher

a rag, cloth, shirt, or something of the sort used to catch your skeet after you beat off
"I always use a dream catcher, I don't want my bed to get all nasty."
by mafoo December 7, 2004
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