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Inter-douching

1. When a person approaches a conversation between two or more people and interrupts with an extremely stupid and irrelevant comment.

noun: Interdouche
Friend A: "So I was totally digging this dude at the party last night."

Friend B: "Really, I think he was checking you out to"

ID: "Yea, that was totally rad"

Friend B: "That tard was totally just inter-douching"
by tbone33126 May 27, 2010
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Douche-Trigger

Something or Someone that makes a person act like a total asshole or douche-bag.
"Hey man, why does bill act so weird around christy?"
" Well, i heard that christy was his DOUCHE-TRIGGER, thats why i don't hang around them both at the same time.
by troppyiscool April 14, 2010
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Douches Wild

Man those people are stupid. Douches wild.
by shmelenix October 24, 2009
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Bulldog douche

a certain variety of young white person who hangs out at bars often named "Bulldog" or "Bulldog's" or some similar variation. A Bulldog douche invariably presents a bland façade and a distinct lack of curiosity about anyone even slightly dissimilar to him-or-herself. The Bulldog douche is for the most part humorless, except when participating in the jocular restating of inside jokes. For Bulldog douches, people of another age, race, or socio-economic class are invisible, except when they are participating in social justice projects, which they do with much passion and self-righteousness. The Bulldog douche has a very bright future, and the glare coming off it can obscure almost anything a Bulldog douche does not, or cannot, see.
There's no way in hell I am going out with you to The Bulldog and hanging out with all those Bulldog douches!
by vedaslade March 24, 2010
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Douche Puffette

A grotesquely overweight narcissistic amazon woman who believes the world revolves around her, her bad credit, and her inability to control her intake of alcohol. Often reads by flashlight while explaining how your problems relate to her life.
After listening to that douche puffette talk about sobriety I'm totally ready to slam fireball and suck the glass dick.
by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019
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Douche Crown

This is the very technical term for that trendy boy haircut where you shave the sides and have a curly mop on top. Scroll down the Snapchat discover page for 5 seconds, and you’ll see it. And if you’re not a sheeple, you’ll cringe. If you are trying to complete the look of an asshat, be sure to add some diamond stud earrings to go with your douche crown. If you have this haircut, according to my calculations there is a 89.333% you’re an asshole, or a high school bully that thinks they’re hot shit, and you might gain the side effect of a titanic ego. (URBAN DICTIONARY PEOPLE- please let this be a definition. This is not hate speech, but instead a sign so that the people I’m talking about can read this definition and be ashamed of themselves which might just bring them to be themselves a bit more and be a jerk a bit less.) CFH
“Douche Crown” (doo-shh crown)

“A haircut reserved for assholes.”
by Gunther magnusen February 22, 2021
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Douche Craft

Any mode of transportation containing a large quantiy of douche bags. i.e.(Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!)
Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!
by Melissa "P" or "L" Bitches September 10, 2011
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