wee dive

the appropriate response to a dinner guest who gullibly responds to an obviously false statement.

Is often accompanied by a brief diving motion with one hand.
- "and Peter Shilton was only 5 feet 6 inches tall before he stretched himself"

- "really? you can't tell from the television"

- "wee dive"
by Fred Quimby II June 25, 2005
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Dick diving

A guy Fucking a large number of bitches at once/a female that’s getting fucked my a lot of niggas at once.
“Im fuckin like 6 different hoes rn twin”
Dat hoe gettin fucked by the whole team she dick diving”
by Basharrr January 11, 2023
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click diving

The act of continuously clicking through YouTube videos that show up in your sidebar, potentially finding hidden gems along the way.
I went click diving from a Radiohead music video yesterday and found this song with only 100 views from a band I’ve never even heard of. This is my new favorite band!
by Shibetarian May 6, 2021
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Scuba dive the Titanic

A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!

If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.
Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!
by LordJenal July 2, 2023
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Sidewalk Diving

The Act of Passing out during a night of heavy partying and falling face first on to the floor a perfect ten is recieved when the arm and hands are not used to break ones fall.
Dude what happend to your face? Where you out sidewalk diving?
Did you see that ? That Chick to a perfect ten sidewalk dive on the dance floor.
by Skin Chizzler June 9, 2011
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dive mission

When an individual must go past the first page of a Google search to find the answers to a homework.
dude, I went on a dive mission last night trying to figure out the environmental science homework.
by Juan direction April 1, 2013
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beard diving

When you are hunting for a fuckboy in a midwest state.
"Drop me off at this dive karaoke bar in Denver; I'm going beard diving."
by thatguyyoumetatthatthing February 16, 2018
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