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disconcerting

Unsure of your feelings . Often known as a confusing , bipolar human being that makes others feel unwanted at times and so wanted at other times .
Susan: he hasn't even texted me back since last night

Karen: wtf why hasn't he?
Susan: I don't know he's just so disconcerting
by rainbowkittylove March 29, 2017
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Polydick Disorder

The thought that a guy has more than one penis that needs to be satisfied.
Dude have you seen Joe lately?
No but I heard he has polydick disorder! He was with Tiffany and Britney at the same time yesterday.
by cheesy111 January 18, 2011
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Post-orgasmic Stress Disorder

The anxiety/stress felt after orgasm during the "coming down" period in which a person has lost the "high" achieved from their sexual activities and is starting to take in all of the shame from the deviant act they are performing.
Person A: Hey, what's wrong with Steve? He seemed psyched about hooking up with that tan chick last night?
Perosn B: It's post-orgasmic stress disorder. Turns out that chick was from Jersey - now he's fucked for life 'cause no matter what he says she's always gonna think he thinks she's the shit.
by GrizzlySt April 9, 2011
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Gamer Disorder

A problem or pain caused by extensive game playing.
Gamer Palm is a Gamer Disorder that happens to Computer Gamers.

Gamer Thumb is a Gamer Disorder that happens at the thumb.
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TT disorder

Trailer Trash Disorder, is the condition when someone who is white trash that lives in there trailer and never sees the light of day. The person usually only comes out of there shitty trailer when they need food or are forced to leave they hate all forms of socialization. When you see these people they usually say they have all this money and try and hide the fact they don't even shower. 9 times out of 10 there family is sexist racist and several (female) of there family members are in jail for accidental rape of older six foot five three hundred pound black people. luckily they can't afford lawn mowers so in the summer you cant see there shitty cat piss stained trailer because the grass is so high.
Hey Lucas want to get Kaden and go to the movies Lucas: Nah we can't has TT Disorder
by xXswagsta77Xx May 2, 2014
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Charging Disorder

Newly discovered psychiatric disorder in which your well being and state of mind is inversely related to the amount of charge remaining on your cell phone battery.
OMG!!! I only have 18% battery left!!! Where's my fuggin charger?????

Oh man my charging disorder is outta control today!
by bgreengolf April 13, 2014
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Emoji Disorder

This is a very serious problem. It consists of excessive and compulsive use of in necessary emoji.
This can be in emoji chains - the repeated use of one emoji consecutively between two or more people.
Or
The random - the continuous use of irrelevant emojis in a conversation between two or more people
SNAPCHAT CONVERSATION

Bob: Hey, how are you?
Phil: Hey, I’m really happy ☺️
Bob: Good ☺️
Phil: ☺️☺️
Bob: ☺️☺️☺️
Phil: ☺️☺️☺️☺️
Pete: OH NO I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE IM TO NFECTED WITH EMOJI DISORDER... 😱
by Billietta Jones June 9, 2018
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