When you realy need to shed a few hundred pounds and nothing is working you turn to an African Diet. a african diet is when you eat no food and drink nothing for a long period of time any where from a few days to a few week depending on your weight.
Hay dave did you hear tom lost 250 pounds on his african diet. Ya bill i know he was a real cow before but now he looks like a bird with all that extra skin.
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You will see these dieters eating pork rinds and craft singles for snacks. And if they happen to lose control and eat some bread they will beat themselves in the head for about an hour. This type of eating causes extreme water lose, so the dieter pisses every 5 minutes.
This diet is one of those yo-you diets as in "Yo I lost 20lbs, but my heart is the size of a horses heart now."
I've also heard this diet called the "Sourdough Jack Diet".
You will see these dieters eating pork rinds and craft singles for snacks. And if they happen to lose control and eat some bread they will beat themselves in the head for about an hour. This type of eating causes extreme water lose, so the dieter pisses every 5 minutes.
This diet is one of those yo-you diets as in "Yo I lost 20lbs, but my heart is the size of a horses heart now."
I've also heard this diet called the "Sourdough Jack Diet".
The typical diet looks like this. One stick of butter for breakfast, pigs feet for lunch and wheel of cheese from Randalls.
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This server was filled with "gear equals skill" trashbag players until the likes of Nurfed (horde), Relentless (alliance) and the professional pvp'ers of PfB (alliance) arrived on the scene in early 2006.
This servers glory days began and ended with the arrival and departure of the afore mentioned guilds. The current state of Dethecus is laughable. At the time of this entry, not a single guild remains on Dethecus that can down C'thun and the organized battlegrounds consist of fury warriors, people without weapon chains, shadow priests, moonkin druids, fiery weapon enchants, ret paladins and main assists that say "i dunno just attack somethin".
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This server was filled with "gear equals skill" trashbag players until the likes of Nurfed (horde), Relentless (alliance) and the professional pvp'ers of PfB (alliance) arrived on the scene in early 2006.
This servers glory days began and ended with the arrival and departure of the afore mentioned guilds. The current state of Dethecus is laughable. At the time of this entry, not a single guild remains on Dethecus that can down C'thun and the organized battlegrounds consist of fury warriors, people without weapon chains, shadow priests, moonkin druids, fiery weapon enchants, ret paladins and main assists that say "i dunno just attack somethin".
Do not transfer here.
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"Tonight, why not try our all new Atkins-approved supersized beef taco! With all of your favorite ingredients, barbeque sauces, mayonaise, excess poorly drained bacon, melted fatty-cheese residue from the dairy factory, and topped off with solid chunks of lard for that mmm mmm flavor!"
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