Tumbling Depression

When you are half crippled from depression. A level up from Crippling Depression.

"Yo man, my mom got tumbling depression cause there weren't noodles at Walmart."

by Random but not really November 30, 2017

suffocatingly depressed

so fuqn depressed can’t catch my breathe

Suffocatingly depressed i feel like i’m drowning

by BumStatusYo December 12, 2018

mathswatch depression

When you get set maths homework/work on mathswatch. You get so annoyed that you want to kys and can’t be asked to do it anymore.

“Did you do the homework fam?”
“Nah, the mathswatch depression kicked in”

by your.local.windowframe February 1, 2021

internet depression

When you feel depressed over something that happens on the Internet, such as all your friends being banned from your favorite forum because you happened to share the same e-mail account or when you and your RP accounts get banned from Skype.

A: Did you hear about Kyle? Boy, did he suffer from internet depression.
B: What happened?
A: He got banned from Skype for RPing. Apparently, because he was RPing, people thought he was schizo since they actually thought he believed he was his own fictional characters.
B: Sweet baby Jesus. That's the worst thing that could happen to somebody.
A: I know, right?

by Thatguywith2020vision June 28, 2011

Depression Orgy

When a group of people go to the restroom for the sole purpose of crying together (sometimes unintentionally)

Did you hear? There was a major depression Orgy in the girl's restroom earlier?

by depressoexpresso12 October 2, 2020

Depression munchies

The consumption of large amounts of junk food in an attempt to relieve symptoms of major depression, such as; excessive crying, numbness, fatigue, isolation, anxiety.

Is usually a long term habit and is used as a coping mechanism, similar to binge eating.

Guy 1: Bro you eat so much junk food!!
Guy 2: Dude it's not my fault, *sighs* I've got depression munchies.

by truthsbetoldboii May 18, 2018

Conical Depression

Geometry Dash extreme demon. Awful gameplay, 1.0 style. Made as a joke.

#278 on Demon List as of 9/12/2022

conical depression gave me clinical depression

by Wiktionarious September 12, 2022