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Fight the Ass-Dragon

The act of taking a shit that causes significant burning around one's anus, especially after one has eaten really spicy food.

The shit burns as though there is a Dragon in your ass trying to get out, and the valiant Sir Porcelain (toilet) must fight to protect your Ass from being ravaged by the flame of the Dragon.
"Holy shit dude, I had to fight the ass-dragon all morning after eating those Habanero Peppers!"

"Mmm. Spicy Thai Food." *Four hours later..* "Dear lord! Fetch my shield and sword! I have to fight the ass-dragon!"
by Ryan R L April 27, 2008
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dragonite

In the game: A really good pokemon that can learn a wide variety of attacks with good stats all-around, especially attack.

In the anime: A really shitty pokemon that lost to a yellow piece of shit called pikachu.
What!?!?! pikachu actually defeated a dragonite but couldn't win against an elekid? That's bullshit!!!!
by *#.. May 25, 2007
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draggin' a wagon

A women with a large ass.
That girls got a big ass. "yeah, she is draggin' a wagon".
by The Reaminator May 22, 2007
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Blue Eyes White Dragon

the reason Kaiba can screw the rules, the Blue Eyes White Dragon is totally awesome.
"screw the rules, I have money!"
"blue eyes white dragon rocks, man."
by cobaniac45 February 4, 2009
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Dragon Nest

A free-to-play Korean MMORPG playable in Korea, Japan, Taiwan, Hong Kong, China, North America, SEA, Australia, and New Zealand. In North America, Nexon runs and operates the game on their servers. Dragon Nest can appeal to all gamers, it has anime style animation but is an action based. It uses a non-target combat system (similar to shooting games). Within the game you can team up with other players and do dungeons, Nests, create guilds, party, do sexy dances, and complete both story and non-story quests.
Did you buy NX cash again?
Yeah, it was for Dragon Nest.
by NinjaBunnii99 September 3, 2011
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dragon hoodie

A person who wears large black hoodies with dragons, flames, or spikey designs on them. Their hoodies and jeans are usually J'NCO brand, but there are some exceptions. They wear the message shirts that say things such as, "Keep Staring. I might do a trick." and "I've lost my mind and gone to find it." They usually don't take showers a lot, or brush their hair. They usually come in packs, and talk about ICP and Slipknot. They sometimes play hackey sack. The packs usually do random things such as take turns punching each other, or trying to run up walls. They seem to like the rain and snow because they stand outside in their packs and prance around in it. They sometimes claim that they are punk or goth, but they don't fit in with either group. They're just dirty dragon hoodies.
Devin is totally king of the dragon hoodies because he's obsessed with Insane Clown Posse.

Ew, silly dragon, please take a shower.

Joey isn't a dragon hoodie! He takes showers and wears bands shirts!

Why are the dragon hoodies outside? Don't they know it's snowing. They're not wearing coats, and they have short sleeves on.
by Abbi Berta January 22, 2006
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Dungeons and Dragons

A popular pen and paper game, D&D has been a major influence on the video game industry.

Dungeons and Dragons is usually played with three or more people, but it is possible for the game to be played with only 2 players. One of the players is the Dungeon Master, or DM. The DM is responsible with describing what is going on in the game world to the players, and then the players act accordingly. The DM is also the final arbiter of the rules, and his/her dominion over the game that s/he is running is absolute. The rolling of polyhedral dice is used to determine many of the outcomes of the actions of the player.

Players take on the role of one of several classes, and can choose to play as one of several races. The main races are Tolkienesque, such as Elves, Orcs, Humans, and Dwarves, but many other interesting races are also present. Planetouched Elemental characters, half dragons, and vampires are all playable, among others.

The stereotypical D&D player is a socially maladjusted loner or loser, who is also a virgin. The stereotype often has pasty skin and severe acne, a speech impediment, and braces.

I, however, have yet to encounter any D&D player that fits this criteria. Therefore, whoever created the D&D stereotype is either a dipshit, or a fucktard.

Nearly all of the people that I know who play D&D are easygoing, laid back, and chilled out. They are aware of the fact that playing D&D isn't necessarily "cool", but they find it enjoyable and think everyone else who judges them for it should fuck off.
Dumbass : You play Dungeons and Dragons...? HAHA HAVE FUN WITH YOUR +1 SWORD AND ELF YOU FAGGOT.

D&D Player : Actually, I have a +3 Vorpal Greatsword. Also, you're a gigantic douche, shut the fuck up and go wack off to Madden or something.
by Chad Krysiak January 11, 2008
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