Cuddles

I’ve come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog little quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter. com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON

Shadow the Hedgehog is such a Cuddles.

by ttr_cuddles hater December 16, 2019

Cuddles

A wonderful polar bear. He is a pacifist

Cuddles is a polar bear

by YouKnowWhoThisIsGuys January 9, 2010

asian cuddles

the act of one person resting his or her head on another person's shoulders (in a completely platonic way). Apparently a common thing for friends to do in China when one of them is tired.

I was tired, so Jerry let me give him some asian cuddles.

by cuddle master December 23, 2008

cuddly

another word for pudgy or chubby. not overweight, but has a little bit of fat. the perfect amount of fat.

amy: i think i need to lose some weight, i'm looking kinda big...
andrew: you're not fat, you're cuddly. i love your pudge.

by mcgaloonasten October 26, 2011

Curdle My Nurdle

Sarah, Shannon, Ashley, Michaela, Grace, Katie, Caroline's favorite catch-phrase

...It means to have a nurdle that has curdled, or spoiled, like milk. A nurdle is a pen.....you can finish that, mikay/. Rats!

"She curdled my nurdle. Naked." Curdle My Nurdle

by DonnaRickTerri January 15, 2010

Cuddleslutting

a pattern of strictly cuddling someone and asking bizarre questions

I’m tired of girls cuddleslutting me! I’m tryna fuck not talk about my political beliefs.

by yungscholar123 May 14, 2021

cuddlebitch

a guy who always ends up in the dreaded " lets just be friends zone" with females he is attracted to. Consequently gets to hear all her problems, runs around after her and basically acts like her female friend....but with testicles. You heard of "friends with benefits", well this sort of idiot is a"boyfriend without benefits!"

Igor: "you see Dennis is running around after Chloe again"
Olly : "yeh ,hes not gonna get in her knickers though....hes just her cuddlebitch!"

by mingemuncher September 24, 2009