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Mud Crushed

To get severely wasted. Usually resulting with questions the next day like "What did we do last night?" and "Why is there a coke bottle in my ass??"
Person 1: "Dude let's get mud crushed!!"
Person 2: "Idk man last time i got mud crushed i had marbles coming out of my ass for hours."
by blazeuplikeit's1970 December 7, 2010
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Unicorn Crush

When you have a crush on someone that you know you have zero chance with, like your hot teacher, or a celebrity, or your best friend’s mom. It’s called a Unicorn crush because, like unicorns, it’s not real, but it’s something everyone knows about and understands.
Oh my gosh, I have a huge crush on our new teacher.”
“It’s just a unicorn crush, calm down.”
by Got.Any.Grapes? April 2, 2022
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Crush Mode

A superhuman ability gifted to those that ask for cigarettes on street corners and receive a Camel Crush Menthol. The ability can be triggered by most anybody with proper training, and requires one to inhale an entire Camel Crush Menthol cigarette upon crushing the menthol filter bubble. Practicing the art form can unlock your methylated potential and gift you with anything from extreme intelligence to incredible ohysical strength and agility and can be used methodically. This mode can be triggered by lesser menthol cigarettes, however great training is required.
"Yo, I went stupid Crush Mode last night on your dad. his balls were straight fartin on my chin."
by Nima Vellon December 24, 2020
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gross crush

When you are strangely attracted to someone who is unattractive.
"I hope nothing happens to The Hound on Game of Thrones, he is my gross crush."
by beegee89 August 18, 2017
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Dry Crush

The experience of a Romantic crush without experience any sexual attraction for the person.
Basically when you want them but you don't want to have sex with them.
romantic attraction without sexual attraction.
When I was a kid I had a lot of dry crushes on girls I knew.... my romantic interest in the opposite sex began before I knew what sex was.
by Daeros November 7, 2019
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Summer crush

When you start to catch feelings for someone over the summer— this can be someone from school, someone you just met— but they do say absence makes the heart grow fonder.
I haven’t seen Evelyn since our last day of chemistry together… god, how have I never realized how perfect she is? This summer crush shit is a real doozy😫😫*proceeds to think about her all summer, whether or not the crush continues into the next school year*
by traderjoesmacandcheese July 17, 2022
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mudslide crush

When you're eating your crush's ass and they shit all over you
Damn guys, I was eating bae's ass and she gave me a mudslide crush smh
by PiDeltaSlime August 29, 2019
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