Cricket Stiff

Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.

Robbie ya fucking stiff. Fuck u love cricket cunt. Fucking cricket stiff

by RCJ,GB February 2, 2021

crocktroid

when someone says that they feel betrayed but they say 'betrayded' instead.

Thea crocktroided the other day.

I crocktroid a lot.

by qtpiefff February 4, 2021

crocktroid

when a person accidentally says a word wrong, for example: saying 'betrayed' as 'betrayded'.

Thea crocktroided when trying to say 'betrayed'.

Sometimes I crocktroid when trying to say the word accidentally.

by qtpiefff February 4, 2021

Cricket

Sexual

I’m partial to cricket

by Einnob February 8, 2021

Cricket

a bunch of losers standing on a patch of grass calling each others mums fat.

'ah fuck sake, not the cricket again'

by vaporesso February 28, 2021

cracket ping pong

marker used for boinking, big fat milky.

Girl 1: Hey dude, do you wanna use cracket ping pong today?
Guy1: Haha, sure. You sure are kinky

by joemamaestinexistante April 28, 2021

Cricket

Cricket is just the very wrong way for saying crooked

Logan stop rolling the ball like that, it’s cricket

by Supbro2207 April 28, 2021