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blubber cow

A fat large person with an ugly yet attractive face.
Her face is okay... She definitely a blubber cow
by Avocado pineapple May 18, 2016
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whip the cow

I was home last night with my wife having sex and I whip the cow hard
by Hoodboiy May 5, 2016
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Cow hides

This is the toughest shit from cow skin usually tanned to leather to create some of the toughest motherfucking boots in the world.
my brother was trying to consume his own shoes.When I found him doing so,he said he thought since the shoes was manufactured out of cow hide,it was something edible and fit for human consumption.what a twat
These US military combat boots were manufactured out of the finest cow hides in kenya....Obama was given as a gift from his father's land.
by Titus rutto October 16, 2019
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Trash Cow

An unacceptable or un-chosen number in competition when grouping numbered cattle.
“Don’t be a Trash Cow, you’ll make us lose”
Get that fucking trash cow out of here!”
“We want 5’s! That fucking number 2 Trash Cow slicked is and snuck in”
by Boycow November 15, 2020
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Cow-Kicked

When you’re extremely exhausted, due to strenuous activity as a result of marital duty, or otherwise.
The word cow-kicked is used when one is with an extremely energetic partner, especially if one is on the receiving end. In such cases, it can be physically strenuous, or even painful to receive, but usually it’s still a heck of good time.
You ever have those knee-shaking, can’t stand, gone blind, gone deaf, can’t move afterward, nights of bliss? Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.
Mary-Lou to her recently married friend: “Shirley, you look so tired! Is married life that hard?”
“Oh, I’m cow-kicked, Mary-Lou. That man does not know the definition of restraint! Can’t complain though.”
by Turtle_Mountain_Sensei November 22, 2020
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Brown cow

You can call someone a brown cow if you hate them. That's because brown cows should be making chocolate milk, but they DON'T. Therefore, they are a SHAME for the society.
"ugh, miss Johnson is a f***** brown cow!! He won't stop giving assignments"
by Wilbur the dog December 11, 2020
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deploy the cows

When the cow go raid a slaughter house to free the bois
Cow 1:Ight where we landin
Cow 2: Moooooooooo!
Cow 3: bruh
Cow 1: ight slaughter house it is
Cow 3: its is what it is
Cow 2: moooooooooo!
truck driver: ight deploy the cows!
by I LIKE UR CUT G EEEEE October 26, 2020
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