comtemporile

meanwhile, while, when, as

The scoundrel grabbed the purse comtemporile his cohorts provided a distraction.

by Peder Rice July 3, 2006

coated balloon

You jizz on someones scrotum and then they put it in your mouth.

Last night at the sleepover he tea bagged me with a coated balloon. tea bag

by yourspecialchildrapistnextdoor May 22, 2010

contemperphobic

Disdain for modern design. Longing for creations preceding your birth. Uneasy with contemporary urban looks

I'm a contemperphobic when it comes to picking my house.

by rainsom September 9, 2010

contenciencious

The act of being conscientiousness about a topic to the point of being contentious. Being so ardent about supporting one point of view that you vilify someone who doesn't believe as you do.

To behave in a manner opposite to F. Scott Fitzgerald's quote: "The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function."

This behavior is most often noted in people with too much time on their hands.

You want people who are unemployed and broke to get worked up about Men's Rights and foreskin restoration? That's being a little contenciencious, isn't it?

by mobilesventek May 16, 2011

coitee

A participant of the act of coitus

"i hear their CEO smells like curry and falls asleep during coitus"

"depends on the coitee"

by jatayu August 14, 2013

contendaho

A female who is fully aware she is not the only one, but will still try as hard as she can in hopes one day he will choose her

Emily really wants to be with Jack, but Jack is not interested in being with Emily and she knows Jack is a player. Emily is looking like a big contendaho

by i_wonderbread_em May 1, 2014

contemplasturbate

1.) The practice of either abusing introspective thought to procrastinate or not contribute to a group.

2.) To seduce and falsely intrigue women by a charlatan, pseudo-intellectual PUA posing as cerebral and deep in thought.

3.) Essentially, the mental raping of another person during a conversation involving one or more parties directly communicating with another party that is avoiding eye contact to stare at the genitals, mouths and the babalons of those he is violating sexually in his own mind in real time.

4.) Systematically imagining the varied subject matter and apparatus to include in one's next meth-driven, epic masturbation marathon.

1.) All men habitually contemplasturbate both in, around, and far beyond the presence of women.

by Dr. Octagynocologist May 23, 2014