Cooked

To get slapped REALLY hard.

Or you can cook someone else

Did you see sally? She got cooked

by Chacoroniandmeese February 21, 2019

cookenmaster

a lovley cooker and a pretty potato that likes hot cheetos and milk ( more cholote milk than reguler milk) has a great lasagna, and there mlikshake brings all the boys to the yard, and there like its better than my dogs food.

jeff: your a cookenmaster cuz your great at cooking

sydney: nah

by swaet shrit March 29, 2019

cook

to steal something

"hey man can you cook this for me? it's too sus"

by stealurgirl69 October 20, 2019

cook shit

Somebody does something annoying or dumb

Yo bro like , you really cook shit

by Najai September 27, 2022

done cooked

a state of deep intoxication in which one cannot continue functioning in a coherent manner; usually followed by passing out

Ralph: Whoah man, that must be your 5th bong hit tonight.
Pete: I'm Done cooked (passes out)

by Gretchen O April 20, 2008

dane cook receiver

noun;

In sexual intercourse a woman that keeps wanting to talk

about her day and is not focusing on doing a good job

"Hey Rick how was your new g.f"
"well i got a damn dane cook receiver.

by greg_heman88 June 13, 2011

mark cook

Someone who repeatedly dies in absurd and interesting ways, yet mysteriously the next day is up and about. Similar to Kenny from South Park.

Mark Cook got shot in the head eight times yesterday and this afternoon I saw him at Taco Bell.

by Scandalouspoop October 11, 2016