Cellphone Commitment

The commitment made when a couple decides to join cellphone plans into one. This sometimes has significant ramifications when the relationship goes south.

Casey felt the wrath of early termination fees when his live-in girlfriend went crazy and decided to not pay her portion of the bill. Turns out the cellphone commitment was just too much.

by gizzmo696 December 7, 2010

in committee

a three way between a member of the US congress and two others. none of these people are married.

-sorry I could not answer the phone, mr. chariman, I was in committee.
-at the radisson?
-with 2 GW law grads. it was a closed session.

by skakkle November 29, 2011

Loudest Common Denominator

A decision based on those making the most noise over a certain issue.

"Did you order the veggie pizza I wanted?"
"Nope, sausage. I had to go with the Loudest Common Denominator."

by denabee November 28, 2011

The Commodity Effect

When an object or commodity goes from being as common as water when you are not looking for it, to extremely unethically rare when you do need it.

Dude, The Commodity Effect is so real right now. I never thought twice about this poster until I actually needed it, now I can't find it anywhere.

by phillip buttons April 10, 2017

Lowest Common Denomitard

The ability of one f**ktard to reduce the advancement of society to the lowest possible level

The guy was staring at his phone and walked right out into traffic without looking, causing a huge pile up. Definitely the lowest common denomitard

by Ricketts223 July 3, 2017

go commit sleep in nether

when you play MineCraft and you sleep in nether you explode to death, all No U's, Reverse's and Counter's don't work

Jake bullies Duane
Duane: go commit sleep in nether

by Zyrerin November 19, 2018

Oversize commodity relocation technician

trucker who hauls shit you can't. Generally hard as fuck. Doesn't give a shit about how mad you are at them for making you 30 seconds late for your meeting

Girl : ooh look at that guy! Why is he so sexy?
Other girl : he's an oversize commodity relocation technician!

by pugsley89 September 14, 2019