Collen Ballinger

That one full grown woman who claims she didn't groom loads of teenagers via the internet, texts and tours/shows even though we have plain evidence. Then makes the shittiest apology known to man with a ukulele. On the bright side, the song got remixed and was pretty catchy.

Person 1: yo did you hear about Collen Ballinger?
Person 2: the one with the ukulele? Oh yeah

by Hellohenlo September 9, 2023

Colluding to kill God

No-I'm not colluding with anyone to do it I'm just GOING TO do it. You're not a part of this. You know you'll just get in that way AND you're a betrayal hazard. You just relax.

Hym "No- Colluding to kill God implies I'm not working alone-"

Iam "Um... Hello."

Hym "You don't count."

Iam "Aw..."

Hym "Quiet! I'M going to kill it. Kill it REAL dead. Kill it here. Kill it THERE. And then build a thing out of it's bones. That's the plan. I'm also not a scientist. Well... Social scientist technically (And a genius on at that)- BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! YOU are fine. YOU don't worry about it. Gonna fix this absolute-fucking hachet-job of a reality and you just fucking... I don't know, go play or something."

by Hym Iam September 20, 2023

Collins

*carried by Irish genes* so says the WHO (World Health Organization).

Primary data: Google.com

Valasi-Joe Collins: I heard that Collins' first language is English
Joseph Junior Collins: I heard that Josephine is for freaks, *laugh*
Valasi-Joe Collins: *negative* / Negatory!

by brown7doll_swag December 21, 2023

Collin

When your wife, girlfriend, or significant other is sleeping in the middle of the night, and you jerk off until you cum on their face.

That mother fucker Collined me last night.
Oh yeah buddy, totally pulled a Collin on her.

by Malvicious January 7, 2024

Collyn

A stupid white blond guy who looks like megamind and likes dog and animals wayyyy to much actual queer furry if you are reading this and your name is collyn you suck

Friend 1: hey collyn!
Collyn : *muffled noises

Friend 2: what are you doing to that dog@?

by Mongolliandestoryer January 15, 2024

collumisa

collumisa- a word to define a diease

"hey did you hear andy got collumisa?"

by BloodyMoony November 13, 2023

Collin Vang

Collin Vang is Mr. Take your girl. He is very caring, loving, honest, loyal, nice, cute and awesome. He love basketball and Fortnite.

Person 1: Do you know Collin Vang?

Person 2: No, who is he?
Person 1: He’s a very cool person

by TrulyJason764 November 21, 2023