Cock-Carding

The subtle art of dropping explicit pornographic playing cards in unsuspecting friends pockets or members of the public without there knowing.
For them later to find that what they was a there bank cards is in fact a hugely unsettling pornographic playing card. That usually creates a funny fit of laughter or a slightly more *shit-forget I still had them* reaction. Instead of throwing it away the Cock-Carded victim discretely puts it back in there pocket to view later.
Cock-Carding
by bicks August 08, 2013
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cock stiff

the state of being rigid or hard, usually referring to a frozen or mortified condition
The body they pulled from underneath the ice was cock stiff.
by Derrick Trudeau March 05, 2008
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Cock Mulligan

When you are having the intercourse and because of your intoxicated state, you go limp noodle in her but pursuant to Cocksman Rule 37(b), there is no shame because you invoke your one cock mulligan of the weekend.
Yeah the sex was solid - started off a little rocky but I declared my cock mulligan and came out strong on my second showing.
by Traveling Filth Circus December 12, 2020
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Windmill Cock

When your cock is so long that you can spin it around, and can give your house electricity.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see John's windmill cock?
Guy 2: Yeah man, hes making use of that non-renewable energy
by dolphinsfaninwa November 02, 2016
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cock belcher

one who belches after eating large quantities of cock.
Words could not describe how much of a cock belcher she was
by erd0098 February 09, 2009
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Cock the hammer

1. pulling back on the hammer of a revolver pistol to be in ready position to strike the percussion cap/primer, to ignite the propellant and fire the bullet.

2. pulling back on the skin of the penis shaft near climax for a more effective ejaculation
1. Did you cock the hammer? Be ready to shoot!

2. I’ve got to cock the hammer and loosen my load.
by Newfie blogger January 23, 2022
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