Thursday Clapper

A hypocrite who only pretends to care about someone/something to impress others, whilst secretly destroying it.

Origin:
In the UK during the Covid pandemic NHS staff & carers were dying because they were forced to work without proper protection.

Every Thursday at s a sign of support the nation stood on their doorsteps and clapped, and the the MP's directly responsible for the danger and underfunding did the same in front of the cameras and then carried on dismantling free healthcare and profiting from the crisis.

Did Naomi Campbell stop modelling fur after she did that massive anti-fur campaign?

Nah, she's just a Thursday Clapper

by Jemima True January 26, 2021

Slipper Clapper

When you are that crazy (out of your mind, actual lost it mukka, death very soon)

He’s Actual lost it, a pure slipper clapper

by Anastinkspoo June 17, 2021

Ass clapper

When someone rips a giant fart and the shock waves result in a clapping sound as it smacks the cheeks

While sitting at the bar Will looked over at the boys and said he's got an absolute ass clapper brewing right now.

by MasterBlaster6548 March 2, 2022

ass clapper 9000

When your friend slaps your ass so hard that the whole neighborhood hears it

Jack was being annoying so Dylan gave him the old ass clapper 9000.

by anonymous April 9, 2022

Fast Clapper

A very vigourous exercise involving some fast clapping

Quick come here for a fast clapper, it will make you not walk for a day

by Thefastclapper69 September 13, 2022

Fast Clapper

a fast vigourous exercise that will make you not move your legs for a day

Damn bro you are a fast clapper, cant even have seconds

by Thefastclapper69 September 15, 2022

double chapped

An insult with no real meaning. If you are called double chapped, you’ll know you’ve been insulted, but not how you’ve been insulted.

Gavy: “Those girls are double chapped ngl”

by Señor Definition January 30, 2023