chopping cookies

Basically another term for jerking off. If you put cookies in a cup of ice cream and use the spoon to "chop the cookies", it looks like you're masturbating.

Hey Doug you look tired. You look like you were chopping cookies all night

by O÷ May 21, 2018

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Chopy Chop

A very delicious pork chop!

OMG BRITNEY! Your Chopy Chop is amazingly good!!

by Chopy Chop June 15, 2018

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dick chopping

when you cut off a penis with sharp object

My boyfriend cheated on me so I went dick chopping.

by ENTXawp January 27, 2018

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Mutton Chop

The area above a full figured womans vagina. Also known as a "gunt".

I just had to tell my boyfriend to hurry up with giving me oral delights as I was getting tired of holding up my "mutton chop."

by xxkookie70 September 28, 2018

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Waffle-chops

Someone who talks incessantly about nothing in particular.

"Who are you on about? Oh you mean old waffle-chops sat downstairs"

"They can never shut up, such a waffle-chops."

by Captain Fishbone May 16, 2017

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Similar to "mutton chops", a semi-popular hair style, "muffin chops" are a pubic hair style popular amongst traditionalists. It is sometimes called the "reverse landing strip" or the "Alaskan Landing Strip".

"She is definitely a traditionalist when it comes to sexual appetite... she has muffin chops!"

by Spiffy McFly December 8, 2020

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