Choked on catfish

When a bitch don't swallow correctly.

Paula was having a pelasant lunch, and all of a sudden, she was choked on catfish?!

by Trollingpaula July 19, 2018

Choke

Cam Newton during every single game

"Cam Newton just fumbled the ball and just choked real badly and costed the team the entire game, again""

by Stalingrad69 August 13, 2019

Choke on a potato

What to call it when you're teabagging someone with massive balls and you start to gag.

Ari was afraid he'd choke on a potato at lunch today.

by Puntmuffer October 4, 2017

discord.gg/choke

The best discord server with egirls packing and twerking !!!

bruh why you not in discord.gg/choke u bum

by dxaddy July 1, 2021

choke and lean

To get drunk, and or do drugs.

Kevin: "Hey man, what's on the shift?"
Trevor: "I'm 'bout to choke and lean. Holla!"

by Abijah January 20, 2005

Choking on a squeaky duck

When your taking a tub and and you love autoerotic asphyxiation but don’t have anything to choke yourself so you stick a rubber duck down your throat and hope you will cough it up in time before you die.

Aaron carter was just found choking on a squeaky duck

by Rubberducksareevil November 5, 2022

choking your monkey

Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.

Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!

by Pieman1123 June 12, 2018