Candy Moon

Another way to say "sweet dreams" (🍬🌙). Trademarked by Daijobu, popularized on Little Planet.

Sam: "good night, I'm going to sleep."
Daijobu: "Sweet dreams 🍬🌙"
LP: "candy moon!"

by LeilaNoxid April 18, 2021

the butterscotch candy

When an older woman offers you a butterscotch candy and puts it in her vagina and you must retrieve it only using your mouth

"dude that milf last night totally let me do the butterscotch candy on her"

by buttahshatch boi November 5, 2014

Candy jar

The act of defecating into a jar (commonly used to store candy) and then placing said jar onto the highest shelf in one of the cupboards, with the intention that the foul smell will be difficult to locate.

Matt really pissed me off yesterday, so I filled up on burritos yesterday and left him a good ol’ candy jar in the kitchen this morning.

by Shower-shits November 8, 2019

Maple Candy

An attractive Canadian

An attractive Canadian walks into a bar in L.A.: American: "Hey, look at that Maple Candy"

by Maple Candy Gaming October 22, 2018

Candy box

Candy box is an alternate name for a girl's ass, usually the ass of a very cute or pretty girl.

Heather: What do you want to do tonight?

Donny: Jack off while I eat out your Candy Box.

Heather: Mmmkay.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

candy milk

The sweetened and colored milk that is left after eating a sugary, usually fruity, cereal.

After my breakfast, I always use my candy milk to take my vitamins.

by rabbitslims206 July 28, 2011

Dad Candy

1. A male, father figure that has the characteristics to make one melt. Dan-candy usually have washboard abs, toned arms, a warm smile, and a carefree attitude.

2. Man-candy that have a child and take an active role in caring for that child.

I was lifeguarding at the pool when in walked a piece of Dad Candy, holding his little girl's hand.

by Ashley LG Chick April 21, 2011