Don’t cry, eat toast.

A motivational quote created by Charlie-Amber Taylor online.

“i want to cry right now”
Don’t cry, eat toast.

by facts56 January 18, 2021

Cry Cultist

A Cry Cultist is someone who gets upset over the tiniest shit ever.

These people get mad at Blood (gore excluded), Weapons, Any violence whatsoever, (Yes it is normal for a human being to be scared of this stuff but multiply this by 100 times more)

These creatures are wildly found on Twitter, Tumblr, Tiktok, and Discord,

Ex. "OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*"

A cry cultist could be mistaken for someone for ptsd. but these mfs don't have ptsd, These fuckers use it for their own "aesthetic"

(these people are mostly around 12 to 17.) (fucking grow up)

"OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*" (This is a cry cultist)

(this insult could go like anything you think of. Ex. "lmao cry cultist")

by BlitzBerries July 27, 2023

die-cry

the sound something makes before it dies

my dog's die-cry made my heart drop

by undercookedpizaa May 01, 2025

crying buddy

a person name rohit called himself crying buddy on social media

yes i am was rohit the" crying buddy"

by cryingbuddy July 11, 2022

crying in the booth

When one tries to rap but no strong points can be made. Mostly just a jumbled mismatch of shitty things that happened to them making for a downright depressing song or freestyles.

As Eminem once stated
"Nobody wants to hear a white boy crying in the booth..."

by Dabtillitslit February 12, 2023

breakup crying

The kind you hear through your apartment walls; usually lasting 3+ hours, interspersed with nose blowing, an angry screech, and possibly sappy movies.

Visitor: "What is that awful noise?"
You: "Oh that's my neighbor's breakup crying. She'll be done in a few days."

by DiamondDahl October 14, 2011

cootie cry

To cry about your cooties

I'm going to cootie cry

by G'ma October 21, 2023