crying

when your eyes sweat

dude 1: lmao, you crying?

dude 2: no you fucking idiot, my eyes are sweating

by JASON!! DO THE DISHES!! December 22, 2022

baby's crying

having a scream that is over 60 decibels like the orgasm a mother makes when having a child.

The baby's crying every time we go to bed.

by Coop Dupe June 6, 2018

Power Cry

Like a Power Nap, but instead you just cry at your desk for 30 seconds then go on with your day.

Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*

Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”

by anonymous December 1, 2023

breakup crying

The kind you hear through your apartment walls; usually lasting 3+ hours, interspersed with nose blowing, an angry screech, and possibly sappy movies.

Visitor: "What is that awful noise?"
You: "Oh that's my neighbor's breakup crying. She'll be done in a few days."

by DiamondDahl October 14, 2011

Harry cry

The Harry cry is the most tear jerking, gut wrenching, earth crumbling sob sessions one can ever have, completed by crying and listening to Harry Styles simultaneously.

The Harry Styles songs are usually pretty emotional, as to induce and sustain the tear flow. Additionally, Harry cries can be done in playlist form as to control the severity of the cry, depending on what the Harry cryer is looking for. This is also done so that each song adds different values to the cry and takes away emotional stability from the listener.

Person 1: I just had the most brutal Harry Cry last night. It was so refreshing.

Person 2: who hurt you

by Brussel sprout enthusiast April 7, 2023

Jake would cry

This is used by the boating community to describe a shallow flat or any shallow body of water being used for vessel travel under motorized propulsion.

Crap man jake would cry it’s so shallow

Dang jake would cry if he saw how shallow it is

by Womack April 24, 2023

roller coaster crying

When you cry for a short periods of time, think you are done crying, then start crying some more.

Marcy: "Last night after gorge left for his two week vaca I was roller coaster crying for 3 hours."
Karen: "I did the same thing when my son went to stay away camp. You just cry and stop and cry and stop, it just never ends"

by HannerBananers July 11, 2010